Glocksmackled

A blowjob technique where the female is so shocked at the size, she struggles to perform said blowjob

Man: Well? are you going to do it?

Woman: I'm so sorry, I'm just..Glocksmackled..

by not dobby (totally) December 4, 2022

glockout

When one decides to kill themself (clockout of life) with a handgun, namely a Glock.

Well, my life's gone to shit, time to glockout.

by SuperS4 January 8, 2018

Glock 17

The Glock 17 is a very popular handgun used by most national police forces and military.

I heard that the U.S Military uses Glock 17's.

by sentient m&m February 28, 2018

glock girl

A girl who calls herself a “glock girl” is a girl who thinks she’s tough and country. She normally wears jeans and constantly listens to modern country music.

Jake: Why does she post pictures of trucks and four wheelers when she works in an office all day?
Jim: She must think she’s a real glock girl.

by prisonpuppy101 March 3, 2019

Glock Sock

A Glock stuffed inside your sock for safe keeping, typically helpful on the pool deck for many purposes.

Get off the pool deck, he is about to flex his Glock sock!

by GabeShooter April 1, 2019

glock whip

To take the end of a glock and beat the living shit out of someone with it

“This girl was talking crap so I glock whipped her ass”

by Forever553344 October 31, 2019

Glock-block

General definition: Using Glock as a basis for any argument about beginner handgun selection, stating it's unmatched reliability and proliferation, while negating it's downfalls in ergonomics/Grip angle and lack of innovation.

Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR

I overheard heard this Fudd talking about the 1911 being the only choice for a CCW, so I had to Glock-block him

by LessThanLethal February 27, 2020