Where a man paints his Penis Green and Hulk Smashes it onto another persons face. Kind of like a mushroom stamp but with green paint and much more force.
Jeff was getting very excited with Mandy, when suddenly he asked to step away for a moment. When he returned his penis was painted green and he approached Mandy with a full run up speed and Hulk smashed his penis onto her cheek. The end result is a Green Giant on her face.
by BenJeff April 20, 2012
The word used to describe a "joke" that was so bad that no one laughs. Bad jokes such as these generally cause about 10 seconds of awkward silence which can be filled by saying the words "Green Giant" in the same way as it is said on the advert for Green Giant sweetcorn.
Originated on a school trip to Berlin in which the worse joke ever told was about a green giant. Another term that describes the same thing is lead e.g. a lead joke.
Originated on a school trip to Berlin in which the worse joke ever told was about a green giant. Another term that describes the same thing is lead e.g. a lead joke.
by Doctor Ectum April 02, 2009
by pillowmaster October 22, 2010
When two humans shaped like giraffes have intercourse. Their feet normally hang off the bed and they give under-the-chin hickies.
by Pledge69 March 20, 2017
A case of a team's ability to single handedly dominate the game in the beginning only to completely and utterly blow the game in the end.
by GiantsFanAlways January 16, 2011
A person place or thing that defines the very definition of the culture by monopolizing it's fix on the economy and material and psychological and logic being
Example: the Micheal Jordan is a A cultural giant his shoes, clothes line and appeal. people live bye his way, bye playing the same sport, try to get the same effect that he did and it is taught though out the African-American culture and its institutions to be like mike, Micheal Jordan is a "cultural gaint", his way is taught all over the world!
by Cmcgowen September 25, 2015
This can mean two things. 1) A guy who talks a lot of shit but when it comes to backing up his words he runs and hides, or 2) A woman who has a giant pussy.
The girl I'm going out with tonight has a giant pussy and I will be fisting her later. She also has a boyfriend who is a giant pussy with a micro penis that couldn't even touch the sides.
by jimmybomm September 28, 2020