after anal sex with your girlfriend, you use your shit covered dick to make a hitler mustache above her clit.
by shitpissvommit December 6, 2010
Get the german furburger mug.The German Pole vault is like one of those gross/outrageous sexual things that you always joke around with your friends like the Alaskan Pipeline but would never actually attempt. The German Pole vault however is not gross, but would generally end in injury (and embarassment).
The German Pole Vault is when your female sex partner is lying on the bed, and the male starts standing on the bed, and then jumps down, aiming his penis into her vagina. This requires practice, accuracy and some luck or else you will end up with a bent penis.
The German Pole Vault is when your female sex partner is lying on the bed, and the male starts standing on the bed, and then jumps down, aiming his penis into her vagina. This requires practice, accuracy and some luck or else you will end up with a bent penis.
Bro: Dude, she is so hot, I might try the German Pole Vault on her.
Dude: Thats hilarious, but if you miss, you wont have sex ever again.
Dude: Thats hilarious, but if you miss, you wont have sex ever again.
by schubes66 October 13, 2011
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a big lupine looking dog that is nearest and dearest to many hearts around the world. Ever seen Rin Tin Tin, Either of The Littlest Hoboes, or Katts and Dog? They all featured a kingly black on tan German Shepherd Dog that was the envy of any who saw these shows, and on the christmas wishlist of this author for many years since he first saw the first Littlest Hobo... Oh, yes, let's not forget Ace, The Bat-hound, Batman's furry sidekick...
Ace, the Bat-hound, London, Hobo, Toro and Rin Tin Tin, not to mention Rudolf Von Holstein Dreiste were all German Shepherds.
by J. Michael Reiter October 9, 2004
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Do you know Bach, Beethoven, Haydn, Einstein, Goethe, Schiller, Heine, Martin Luther, Max Planck......?
That´s germany!!!
Do you know Bach, Beethoven, Haydn, Einstein, Goethe, Schiller, Heine, Martin Luther, Max Planck......?
That´s germany!!!
German has an undeserved reputation as a harsh-sounding language. One of the best arguments to the contrary comes in the form of German poetry...
by J.J.1965 September 23, 2008
Get the German mug.The act in which one defecates into a womans mouth, and while still open, dexterously spins around and ejaculates into the victim's mouth. After orgasm, the man uses his still-erect phallus as a "blender" to swirl it around into a nice frothy, foamy german milkshake.
John D- So did the night end up well?
Glaser- Dude, i totally took that girl out to dessert last night for some german milkshakes.
John D- Oh shit! So a second date lined up?
Glaser- No, she actually choked on that mess and died.
John D- Damn, respect!
Glaser- Dude, i totally took that girl out to dessert last night for some german milkshakes.
John D- Oh shit! So a second date lined up?
Glaser- No, she actually choked on that mess and died.
John D- Damn, respect!
by BelgianWaffles February 6, 2008
Get the German Milkshake mug.When someone is fingering a female, they pick their nose, then stick the fingers in her vagina with boogers on them.
by Alex Fosho April 12, 2008
Get the german potsticker mug.The act of filling a condom with jizz, tying it off and sticking it in a freezer until frozen. Once frozen you remove the frozen jizz bar from the condom and stick it in the ass of a female until it is all good and shitty.
Once the jizz bar has a good brown coating, you shove it in her mouth and make her eat it like a real fudgesicle.
Once the jizz bar has a good brown coating, you shove it in her mouth and make her eat it like a real fudgesicle.
by Dr.PhillyBlunt November 29, 2011
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