gerben

(Noun) A male person who always does his dirty laundry at his mom's place.

"Damn he is a real Gerben..."

That guy is a real Gerben.

by The factinator April 3, 2015

Gerbil Rancher

A homosexual who raises gerbils for the purpose of having them crawl into their rectal cavity through a cardboard tube inserted into the anus

Keith Kersky is such a Gerbil Rancher

by Jim Dinsch July 24, 2006

gerbil buddy

friends who insert gerbils into each others rectums

Richard Gere and Tom Cruise are gerbil buddies.

by goatcheese June 15, 2004

gerbil

A rediculously small penis-referencing the size of an actual gerbil.

My ex was hung like a gerbil.

by Kristen Nikole May 26, 2005

jerkin the gerkin

Slang For Masturbating}

I caught him jerkin the gerkin

by Bulgon Busto February 5, 2017

sex gerbil

is when you place a tollet paper roll in your ass and you let a gerbil craw up you ass and then jerk off over your dog

son let me borrow your gerbil to stuff up my ass while i jack off on our dog

by dick fur February 22, 2005

gerbilism

Religious cult that worships gerbils; belief in the powers of the mighty gerbil. Yep....

Mom took me to the Church of Gerbil to convert me to gerbilism.

by Buddha/Hans May 13, 2006