Gerald

A bug on the ceiling that is now in the vents

Yo that’s Gerald he doesn’t do much

by Candy-al July 13, 2022

gerald

old guy, massive penis, swings that thing around like the blades on a helicopter. don't let the enormous penis fool you ladies, this man loves dick, Gerald is so gay, pipes his booty till he cries with 4 big guys

"brooooo, you heard about Gerald yet homie, yeah the gay, he piped my booty till I cried."

by lilgoose321 July 30, 2022

Geraldinho

A absolute god of a man. A menace on the football pitch. His only rival being god and satan themselves who aren’t even anywhere as good. He scored 1384583058294 goals in just 1 game against all the best players once getting 12723784 assists to himself aswell.

Geraldinho is also credited for being the father of all the top other football player even though they aren’t even 1% as good as him.

“Oh my look at Geraldinho he’s a god!”

Person one: “wow that guys really good at football

Person two: yeah but he’s nothing compared to Geraldinho

by anonymous November 3, 2022

Gerald

My daddy. He birthed me from his belly.

I love you Gerald.

by Lon McDean December 21, 2022

Gerald Arc

Kidnapping Children (u have to be a bird tho)

Person 1 Bro i just gerald arc'd hard.

person 2 I love orpahans :)

by Valentine Fan Account (gerald) March 27, 2023

Gerald

Gerald is the definition of a fish dick. Gerald doesn’t wash his foreskin and has 5 day old gooey smegma sitting under it. Gerald’s sardine penis stench fills up the car and leaves you gasping for fresh air and contemplating whether to smash through the windows. His breath is the worst and leaves a stench in any room he walks in for atleast 6 days. Gerald wears the same gym clothes three days in a row with ingrained smegma all over his boxers. Gerald is truly the dirtiest boy on the planet.

“What is a fish dick?”
“Gerald”

by Mary poppina May 4, 2023

Geraldine

The worst woman you'll ever meet. A cheater that will gladly be anyone's mistress. Rude and disrespectful to all people she meets.

"Yo Jamal, that girl Geraldine a throat goat, she's passed around"

by Semendemon169 September 18, 2023