Ghost of Facebook Past

n. a phenomenon that has cropped up recently due to the prevalence of social networking sites including, but not limited to, Facebook. The Ghost of Facebook Past is the collection of all the remnants of your past self that show in your Facebook profile, whether it be music you've since moved on from, shows you used to like but now hate, people you used to know, anything like that.

Results from the nature of people to move in and out of interests in a fluid manner, while the information on Facebook and other sites will not change unless you alter it.

Joe: Uh, Chad, your Facebook page says you like Power Rangers.

Chad: Nah, not since junior high. It's just the Ghost of Facebook Past.

by Stan the Woz December 5, 2011

Brooklin mom Facebook

Online Facebook group where Brooklin moms get together. The premise to support each other and a safe space for Brooklin moms to share advice. Really a judgmental bunch of "mean girls" run by dictatorship bunch of cattie shoots.

The nail in my Coffin was I didn't agree with the administrator and got kicked out of Brooklin mom Facebook group.

by Brooklinmother July 16, 2019

Facebook Fiend

a person who is addicted to facebook and has intense urges to update their status,post notes,and to send you 'pieces of flair' every chance they get. They define their social value by how many responses and or 'pieces of fucking flair' they receive back.

Zack is such a Facebook Fiend . He changes his stats every ten seconds!

Damn it Audrey, you sent me sixteen bumper stickers today alone! I don't even have that application!

by acowfrog December 17, 2008

facebook

A social networking website that you can learn your girlfriend broke up with you, became bisexual and looking for whatever they can get.

X and Y ended their relationship.
Y is now single.
X is an idiot and he's still in a relationship.
Y is now interested in "Women" and "Men"
X is Y YOU'RE A SLUT!
Y is I facebooked your mom X.
Y is now in a Open Relationship with X's mom.

by nerval December 18, 2007

Facebook Lesbian

A female on Facebook who lists herself as being in a relationship with another female friend, while in reality she is heterosexual and lists the reltionship out of some bizzare feminine vanity.

Dude #1: "Oh shit son this chick is into chicks!"
Dude #2: "Nah dude, she straight, shes just a Facebook Lesbian. See? Her preference is men."

by Mighty Alejandro August 21, 2006

Facebook

A social networking site that is commonly used to get in touch with friends from high school that you were supposedly *never going to see again*. Also used to get in contact with people that you just met last week(thank God you remembered their name). Facebook is very popular and used by most college students.

Facebook is pretty cool, until you realize the vast majority of your "Friends" won't return your messages, write on your wall, or comment on your photos. And God forbid you look at someone else's photos, comment on any of them, or write on anybody's wall that you didn't have sleepovers in preschool with because then you will be a "Facebook stalker".

Random Chick #1: "OMG, I totally just got a facebook! So, like, now, I can hang out with, like, everybody I went to high school with!"

Random Guy: "They're going to ignore you, stupid."

by protectmeaura December 10, 2008

Facebook OCD

Involuntary compulsive behavior marked by repetitious actions related to using Facebook. Withdrawal symptoms and increasing anxiety will occur if compulsive actions are not performed within a certain time period.

You: "I just need to see what my friends are up to."

Me: "But you checked five minutes ago."

You: "I just need to check."

Me: "I think you suffer from Facebook OCD."

You: "Whatever."

by Big Ben in Chicago October 17, 2010