City high football

A team where losing is a tradition

City high football sucks

by Sloppytoppy6969 September 3, 2019

Foozballitis

A sharp pain in the tendons of your arm that you get when you play fooball too often. It disables you from easy, everyday tasks such as making a fist, doing push-ups, or simply masturbating. It feels like your tendons are very crusty.

Guy: "Ah man, I have the worst foozballitis. My tendons are all crusty!"

by Tommy Boy G December 20, 2007

Goon Foosball

Game played at Monash Uni in Melbourne, Australia where you take a shot of goon every time the other player scores on you in Foosball. This continues until the box of goon is gone or someone vomits.

Why are you so drunk right now?

I just lost at "Goon Foosball"!

by HebrewHammer1234 July 25, 2010

Estonian Football

A game where the goal is to kick each other's testicles until one person either gives up and leaves or passes out from

the pain. The winner is the last man standing, who usually wins a bet of sorts.

Hey, wanna play some Estonian Football?

Nah, both my balls died since the last time we played

by weednosethereindeer January 14, 2022

Wok Football

Popularised by football Youtuber hughwizzy, the term 'Wok Football' is used to describe a football team (commonly Arsenal) playing passes around the 18 yard box, with no real gameplan or identity.

This Wok Football is unbelievable, Arsenal are such frauds

by deck0 April 8, 2022

Sunday League Football

Arsenal

Arsenal is sunday league football

by Meccop1993184 August 16, 2021

Jewish football

A sporting event in which the object of the game is to get "the quarter back".

I lost at Jewish Football...

by hahahahahahahahahaha January 17, 2008