Precious Bodily Fluids

Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.

That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.

by Alfonso T. Watt June 5, 2010

fludal

To lightly smack another person multiple times with the back of your hand under their chin. Started from drinking with friends in Southern California.

Wes tried to fludal Pat, but Pat punched Wes.

by Icebear April 8, 2005

Gender fluid

A person who is gender fluid doesn’t identify as one specific gender. Their gender identity can change. One day they could wake up feeling feminine, the next day they could feel masculine, the next day they could feel both and the next day they could feel neither. It can change each day or even during the day. Gender fluid people may prefer different pronouns than what they were assigned at birth. They may prefer all or different ones each day. For example on a day that they are feeling feminine they may prefer the pronouns she/her/hers, on a masculine day they may prefer he/him/his, on a fem and masc day they may prefer she/him/they pronouns or just they/them/their. On a neither day or (non binary) day they may prefer they/them/their. You just have to ask the person what their pronouns are that day because it can be different for everybody. When a person discovers they are gender fluid they may change their name to a more gender neutral name (ex- Charlie, rylie, etc) if you don’t know what their pronouns are just ask, it’s not offensive it actually makes us feel better for you to ask.

Example:

Gender fluid person: “hey Dylan, I am gender fluid, and my preferred pronouns are they/them and I’m changing my name to Morgan because it is gender neutral”

Dylan: “ok! I will support you all the way Morgan, and I am here for you if you need me. I am happy for you for coming out!”

Morgan: “thank you Dylan”

by Gender fluid person September 20, 2020

flunder

bitchin car that flies fast
or is incredibly cheap ass mofo etc...

Ross's flunder is da bombin vomitmobile

by matt fordon October 3, 2004

fludge

To plug one's fudge, i.e. severe anal intercourse.

"dude those gay guys probably fludge each other every night"

by mavizzle August 28, 2009

Fluidicals

When your in a rush, and dont want to sound stupid, you say you need some fluidicals!

When your thristy, you want some fluids, you say "burb geting some fluidicals"

by Ksb0569 September 11, 2011

fudded

adjective: very drunk, see munted

"I was so fudded, I can't remember a thing"

by wee_jambo_lou January 9, 2006