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Flop Nobbed 

In poker, when you hold a strong starting hand and raise a lot of money to see the flop, only to have not matched any cards when seeing the flop making your hand completely useless.
Starting hand of A/K. You raise double the blinds, someone else raises double that, you raise again or go all in because you're pot committed.

The dealer turns over the first three cards (flop) and it's 5/2/J all of suits other than the ones in your hand. Probably giving the other guy a really strong hand against you and effectively costing you all your money.

That, my friends, is getting flop nobbed (a Flop Nob).

Common usage: "Hey man, the tables were rough last night, I was constantly getting Flop Nobbed!"
Flop Nobbed by phrostbyte-poker January 14, 2009
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flop and twitch 

Involuntary Physical and Mental response to overly stressful situation. Typically occurs when individual is unable to take on any more responsibility, duties or other demands from their job, Boss, co-workers or overly demanding spouse / significant other.

Otherwise known as a nervous breakdown.
In the meeting today, someone asked Cliff how quickly we could incorporate new products into the production schedule. He got a weird look on his face and started doing the "Flop and Twitch".
I guess he finally reached his breaking point.
flop and twitch by Array1 October 27, 2017
Related Words

Flop Doggin 

My roommate is always flop doggin so watch out when you come over.

After sex I walk around the apartment flop doggin.

I was in my room flop doggin when my uncle walked in. He wouldn’t leave for some reason.
Flop Doggin by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Flop Hub 

the worst server to ever exist they keep talking shit about Flop Club moderators like they did nothing to y’all lmfao and they aren’t pick me i recommend you to join Flop Club and not Flop Hub/Floptok
person 1: hey have you joined flop hub before?

person 2: no, i don’t want to hear their lies.

person 1: ate!
Flop Hub by coffeegirlyxx July 19, 2023

Flop Top 

A flop top is a term used by idiotic year 10 boys. It involves touching a fellow students upper genitals (titties) and making an upward motion, jiggling their titties around. This is not a gay term, but is used to express friendship and care for one another.
I Flop Topped my friends nipples and got a burst of excitement.
Flop Top by MC_DEVILZ May 8, 2018

flop your titties 

to take your hand under your tit and push it up and it bounces
mom! Go flop your Titties!
flop your titties by blaise June 13, 2003

flop house 

Originally intended to describe a house used for druggies and bums to hang out.
The expanded version refers to teenagers that think they can come
and go in their parent's home, sleep, eat, shower, and contribute nothing to
cleaning up after themselves
Mom: I sick and tired of the mess Toby leaves.
Dad: What can we do? He's using our home as his flop house.
flop house by karenage February 15, 2009