flebile

lamentable; regrettable.

The news of the death of an up-and-coming youth is always flebile.

by uttam maharjan December 8, 2010

Flabintocious

The act of having a super fat chode with rolls the size of uranus. then ragingly cleaning them with a toilet scrubber. and when it feels sooooooo good, you literally shit through your ears.

can you believe Dustin and Sloan Flabintocious themselves everynight!!!!

by dustsloan August 2, 2011

flexing the ruler

The act of contracting your dick muscles back and forth to make it look more manly.

"Man he has to be flexing the ruler just to get a girl."

by MacyLynn October 2, 2011

flubing

The best possible way to have sex. Literally no other way to describe this position

I think flubing is my favorite sex position ever.

by Mike wilns July 25, 2016

Flemingnism

The abstract practice of showing another good friendship exhibited through giving ones good friend sexual acts.

Paul is a good friend to many as he practices Flemingnism regularly.

by Nonflemingnist1 April 16, 2017

flexin on these niggas

when you suck the dick of a "marcos"

I'm tryna be"flexin on these niggas"

by Dezedezedezde April 19, 2017

flexington

Used to name someone that is flexing too damn hard on 'em. May apply to a white or black men, specially black tho.

- " I'm flexing so hard in the streets they call me flexington." - Project Pat.

by Mr. OMWTFYB October 3, 2017