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flapdrol

why is he eating a chair
what a flapdrol
by pandapandapandabamboe February 14, 2012
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shit flap

Someone who will not stop talking bullshit and lies.
When he drinks he talks non stop bullship so i think he is a shit flap.
by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008
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teat flap

a tit that is less than 1 inch in depth but at least 6 inches long. when lifted teat flaps will often reveal hives of parasites and insects that use the underside of the teat as their mating grounds.
sometimes i think of your grannie's teat flaps when 8===(,,,,)==D -ing (m-bating).
by Diquey Tiqle August 11, 2009
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Talking Flap

A term used in South-East Pennsylvania to describe someone speaking in an insulting or offensive way.
Dylan: Boy, I caught you doing hand stands in the shower.
Josh: You talking flap?
by colesalad007 May 15, 2020
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Flagpole wedgie

A hanging wedgie, executed on a flagpole instead of any other object.
I was in the classroom and the teacher had to leave for 5 minutes. We were all sitting there and the girl bully saw my undies sticking out of my pants. She yelled TIGHTY WHITIES. Everyone Jumped at me and stripped me down to completely nothing but White strong tighty whities. They then dragged me by my underwear to the school's flagpole and attached them to the pull string. Then they pulled me all to the top and I Was sky high on a flagpole hanging wedgie. I cried because girls and everyone saw me up there naked only in briefs. I was often fed by the girl bullies but then raised back up. It sucked! I pooped and pissed by underwear like 10 times in 1 minute. 2 Weeks later though a MILF teacher saw me and got me down. I needed counseling. Hanging wedgie nerd is what I am.. A flagpole wedgie..
by Liam72 May 5, 2014
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Go fuck up a flagpole

1. An expression of anger, dirrected at someone you're pissed off at, or any blathering dumbass that keeps talking and can't take a hint.
Annoying fucktard: What did you get on that test today, I got a 95% and...

Person: I don't give a shit, go fuck up a flagpole!
by 13stewda September 20, 2009
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flap jacks

breasts that are unatractive in any way, be they saggy, miscolored, wrinkled, or pancake like in nature.
that chik's tits were no good, she was working with some flap jacks.

flap jacks, jacks flapped
by HL Deez February 17, 2005
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