Flaktar

The most important, most powerful being in existence... He despises the sight of lampshades, giving him the nickname "Flaktar, destroyer of lampshades

"BEHOLD! IT IS I, FLAKTAR, DESTROYER OF LAMPSHADES!!!"

"Lamshaaaaaaaade!!...." *shakes fist in an angry, 'I will get my revenge' manner*

by Dangea June 21, 2009

snitch flake

informant with a flaky personality. sometimes referred to as "fish 'n' snitch"

man kieran not only flaked out on me last night, he informed everyone who knows me about my spacedock habit.

what a snitch flake

by elephantkillsdiscountfastlane March 11, 2009

Pussy Flakes

The wetness from a pussy drying up on a body part allowing the wetness to be peeled off said body part

Last night after I finger fuked my girl.in the car my finger was so wet so I put it out the window to let it air dry. I peeled the flakes off my hand and ate her pussy flakes. Their GREAT!!!

by Hambone74 September 8, 2018

Flayed penis

The result of a blowjob with braces

Guy 1: Caitlin totally gave me a flayed penis with her braces she got on last week
Guy 2: Everyone is talking about it, she's selling the skin for lunch money

by yourgranny June 2, 2014

Flakkin'

Derived from Flak;

adjective - Used to modify a noun or pronoun. Indicates an action harmful to the recipient

That flakkin' bloit wolshed that chakker! Glit!

by Baruchhhh February 8, 2007

Flakey Bakey

A person persistently known for bailing on made plans. This includes drinks, dinners or special events. Often this is accompanied by a poor or made-up excuse.

A tendency to bail.

"Where's Heather?"
"O she couldn't make it again, classic flakey bakey."

by itsmingusyoudingus December 14, 2012

flake ass bitch

Someone who lives in a shed and don't come over when they say " Hey, I'm coming over."

Jenna: " Be there soon"
Cody: " OK cool"

Jenna: "............."
Cody : "Where you at?"
Jenna: "..............."
Cody: " flake ass bitch"

by Notaflakeassbitch March 11, 2017