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Flailing

Living your life in uncertainty, or confusion. Acting, and doing things without clear purpose or a sense of what is needed but doing it anyway because you want to feel like you're doing something.
Becky "How have you been?'
Sam "Flailing, mostly."
Becky "Oh yup, did you finish that thing you had talked about?"
Sam "No, I don't have the right pieces, and I have no money, and if I don't get back to work soon I'm going to lose my apartment."
by high on ginger September 4, 2023
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Flailor

Flailor/Not a Flailer but more like a pro sailor; a Flailor that fails properly at a high

Flail flow pressure rate, and continues accomplishing all playable flail tasks quickly.

FLAiL®️GEAR
Flail on Flailor flail on! Nice flail bro! FLAiLoR GEAR INC.
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flaila

Predominantly used with the name Smith.

Always the prettiest one in the room.

Can be related to the word flail at times.
Man that chick will never be as cool or hot as Flaila.
by Sl4nderK4st March 25, 2024
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Flail

n. A drug and alcohol and sleep deprivation induced state of repetitive tasking which often includes a state of paranoid fixation with paralyzing effects.

v. Creating or engaging in a flail.
"Don't you tell ME how to flail!"

"You have not flailed until you have used the flashlight on your phone to find your phone."

"The problem with female drug addicts is they always leave a flail trail wherever they go."

"Come on down to The Flailorama, The Flailodrome, Flailapalooza."

"The consierge down at the Flailing Arms is Flaily McFlailerson. He plays an instrument, the Ukeflailey: a flailey ukulele."

"If you fail to plan you plan to flail."

"Epic flailure!"

"Four flails to the wind."

"Let's march right down to the Provincial Flailulature. Or even the National Legisflailure."

"All ahead flail!"

"If you don't succeed, try to flail upwards!"

"The fourteenth flail's the charm."

"Birds of a feather flail together."

"It's not a backpack, it's a flail sack."

"Flail in your own sack. don't ask me to flail it. I carry a flail pouch, that's enough for me. Hell flailing my pockets is enough for me."

"Three fails forward, two flails back."

"Remember Mr. Dressup with Casey and Flailigan?"

"Library = Flailbrary"

"The legend of the flaily pants."

"You're flailed if you do, you're don't if you're flailed."

"Tommy Flailfiger."

"If at first you don't succeed flail and flail again."

"It's a flailing curve. Flailey's curve."

"It's the law of diminishing reflails."

"Home is where the flail is!"

"Life is not flailr at failall!"

"bEAUTY iS iN tHE eYE oF tHE fLAILhOLDER."

"We're not failures, we're FLAILURES!"

"Flailey's comet."

"The Flailcapades."
by plasticlax May 5, 2024
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Flailist

as in to flail
as in to be gacked
as in tweaking your ass off

When someone regularly injects entirely too much methamphetamine to to act, walk or to conversate in such a fucked up way that might remind onlookers of how Jerry Lewis may have acted, portraying Frankenstein's monster in a game of Charades.

verb
I swear, we were getting high one minute.. and the next, she became quite the flailist!
by Mr.Tank February 25, 2025
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nothing fails like failure

a phrase meaning if one fails at one time, one may fail at other times, too.
He is a complete flop. He failed in his exam. He was snubbed by the company when he sought a job there. He even failed to win the heart of his girlfried as she jilted him. Nothing fails like failure, isn't it?
by uttam maharjan June 7, 2011
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mexican flail

The waving arm movements of Hispanic women when they have had to much to drink.
She knocked the beer out of my hands with her Mexican flail
by Mexicanloving101 October 10, 2017
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