Flaccitude is the state of being tired and at the same time being unable to get an erection. The combination of the two problems together, would strongly suggest that you were suffering from this condition.
Ever since I caught the flu, I've had no energy at all. It seems I can't even get the hard on anymore. I feel pretty certain that I'm suffering from flaccitude.
by pipesucker March 9, 2018
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Get the Flack mug.Dude 1: man my homework was so boring my boner crashed like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs!
Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!
Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!
by Xtappo February 27, 2020
Get the Flaccidity Effect mug.Dude 1: man my homework was so boring my boner crashed like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs!
Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!
Dude 2: Na man, that's the flaccidity effect!
by Xtappo February 27, 2020
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Get the flaco mug.Used by young people in the UK to describe the action of workers of the Royal Mail postage service of the UK being lazy and greedy. This term refers to the expression below, showing how little people like how bad their postage services are.
They charged me 16 quid extra for my Mr Beast merch. They can shove their stamping machines up their flaccid arse hole.
by JohnnoJohnson December 4, 2020
Get the flaccid arse hole mug.Flaccid Reflux : when a man, post intercourse, gets up too quickly and a waterfall of nut pours out his soft phallic member unpleasantly.
" Miss Frizzle has such a gorilla grip WAP that after sex my flaccid reflux acted up and nutted all over her charcuterie board."
by matt Booch January 20, 2021
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