Fidelity Porn

Guys who are so into their investments portfolios that they have to wake up at looking at it....look at it couple times a day...and look at it right before they go to bed.

Babe, seriously, we're watching a movie and I know you're checking your Fidelity Porn again.

by oklahomandrea December 7, 2016

Fieldys Syndrome

Rare disease of the sudden failure of the liver that took the life of up next Bay Area rapper AJHUNCHO

Gone too soon

“Dude AJ hasn’t posted in days!”
“Bro... Fieldys Syndrome got him...”

by Herry Stim July 21, 2018

Field hockey girl

The best girls in the world. Loyal af and they give the best gifts. The most caring girls. They will never play with you or break your heart. They have the best booty out of all sports. They have good bodies because they are always in the gym. They are tough and will not tolerate anyone being negative towards them, so stay on their good side. Always cherish your field hockey girl and you will be happy forever!

Dude 1: Broooo did you see that girl! She’s so hot!
Dude 2: Yeah bro. That’s because she is a field hockey girl.

by chad&brad123 March 7, 2020

Text field

The belief that one has a magical force field surrounding them, that protects them from all harm, so long as they are texting.

Trent tripped in the parking lot because he was texting while walking, believing fully he was immune from such a disaster because of the text field he believed to surround him."

by Funkyourshitup August 5, 2009

DICE fixed

A corporate antonym related to Swedish game developer DICE, used to describe the process of fixing something but in essence not even trying to fix it, making the initial problem even worse, or breaking something else that's completely unrelated.

"I took my car to the Mercedes dealership and they DICE fixed it. I only went in to get the radio interference looked at, and now my car won't start"

by DJMaxSqueakHoopyDad April 14, 2014

Wheat fielding

verb
1.
doing whatever the fuck it is you do in a wheat field.

My mom was wheat fielding when she was like 'fuck, i'm about to have this baby'

by argthesaurus July 5, 2016

Magnetic Field

The Magnetic Field is created somehow in the core by unknown origins (speculation suggests that it’s created from the spinning liquid outer core)
It blocks most of the solar wind and some solar wind goes through the poles and creates aurora borealis.

Tom Scott: ... and at number 3, it’s the Earth’s Magnetic Field

by PewDieSeries January 19, 2021