Figure

The blind doors monster that looks like a Demogorgon from the Stranger Things but with a a circle head instead of a flower. This monster has very good hearing and it's mouth glows like the Minecraft warden whenever it hears something

Doors player: how did you even die on door 50 in doors.
The guy who died: figure killed me!

by A random definition maker November 26, 2022

Father Figure

Something you do not have, and have waited thousands of years for, because he said hes "getting milk". Almost nobody had them come back, and when they are back, they are loving, and the child is a gigachad.

I just looked up father figure because i dont have one.

by bolivari May 25, 2023

figure jar

When the figure is in sussy milk

Person A: when I was at the discord admins house I saw he had a jar in the closet-
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”

Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟

by _rosie_kun_ April 19, 2021

figured young lady

a nicer way for a man to call a woman chunky

"That well figured young lady over there is busting at the seams. someone should buy her new pants!"

by markofthetiger March 2, 2016

Figure 2.3: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Figure 2.3: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025