Fiddle In the Night 

Sex.
It's sex.

Andrew: Ryan where the fuck have you been for the last ten hours.
Ryan: I was having a quick fiddle in the night

Andrew: Ah, I see.

Fiddle In the Night by Future Dictionary April 15, 2019

Corn Fiddle 

When a girls on top of a guy during sex and he reaches around and pulsates her butt hole. The resulting motion should look like you're playing a fiddle.

Dude i corn fiddled the shit out of her last night.

Corn Fiddle by Pala Mayne March 13, 2010

velvet fiddle 

The clitoris or, as they say, "the little man in the boat"

She was never really into men; I guess she was sexually content with staying home with her cat watching the Twilight series and playing her velvet fiddle 'til she fell asleep...

velvet fiddle by mistereddie November 27, 2012

dick fiddle

An insult used to degrade or demean someone or something.

Shut up James you two-timing dick fiddle!

Did you hear about Terrissa, she's such a dick fiddle!

dick fiddle by Shitstain McGee February 15, 2017

piddle my fiddle 

For a woman to masturbate

Brody didn't make me cum last night so I had to piddle my fiddle

piddle my fiddle by AutumnStorm March 11, 2016

fiddle while rome burns 

To enjoy minor unimportant things while ignoring the crisis happening right now

Trump dancing to Sinatra while people rioted was like Nero playing a fiddle while rome burns.

fiddle while rome burns by DWBig January 21, 2017

fiddlesticks and flapdoodle 

a very cool thing that professor yaffle says when he can't believe something. go bagpuss!

ahh fiddlesticks and flapdoodle!!

fiddlesticks and flapdoodle by :poisonedheart: January 14, 2004