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farting day

you have to fart on this day or u go to jail
i just took a massive fart on farting day
by farting day November 27, 2022
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farting in my boots

farting so much that you can’t help it or control yourself.
I’m farting In my boots right now since I haven’t pooped all day
by stephani_pie_ February 8, 2023
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fartingflapper

The FartingFlapper . Particularly applicable to long dangly pissflaps of a well used ladies front bottom. Cuntlips like rashers of bacon.

Monstrous beef curtains .
Dave , that woman’s labia was weird . I grabbed both sides of her fartingflapper and pulled her on like an old welly boot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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Farahing

Farahing happens when a person replies late to individual messages over the course of a long time
Person #1: *replies to 30 messages after 3 hours*
Person #2: She’s farahing
by Kholioism February 28, 2023
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fartling

The "gump" of society
I did not complete my grape, this is a fartling moment
by poopbuttinsoopsoop March 3, 2023
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Farting

Stew: Hey! This room smells like farting.

Rick: Sure does. We are having such a great time.
by yak_thrifty March 7, 2023
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Farting Carrots

by Alauahio March 17, 2023
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