FaceTime Father

A father you only see in FaceTime

Phoebe: Wheres Sofia's father? He doesn't see to be around much.
Nina: Who knows. The only time she sees him lately is in faceTime. Looks like he just wants to be a FaceTime Father, leaving me to explain why her father isn't around.

by MightyMango June 23, 2016

Hardit fact

A fact said by an indian that is completely fabricated to make himself seem smart.

Indian: there are actually 51 states in the US.
Person: Eyo thats a hardit fact

by Wet Jenna Talia October 19, 2021

Facester-Strudel

The end result, or epiphany, of semen completing its ejaculatory travels onto a recipent's face. The recipient will then resemble one of nature's greatest gifts, a Toaster-Strudel.

Hey man, I totally gave your girlfriend a facester-strudel last night!

by DrummerOrion October 3, 2005

facetime

the act of 'getting facetime' is getting alone with your girl or man for some 'quality time'- usually just to do things your friends and parents wouldn't want to see.

GUY: Where you going?

GUY 2: Getting facetime with my girl.

by Jack Lycanthrope December 7, 2006

facetitious

1) pertaining to one who has breasts of gems, especially radiant in light.
2) you misspelled facetious, fucka.

I ain't nevuh seen no titties so facetitious. Nevuh.

by IngridTain November 5, 2010

fact

see taint as its the best answer to what a fact is

There's only a bit of skin between the muckhole and the fuckhole and if you slip, You're in the shit and thats a Fact.

by mufkka May 12, 2007

Facktard

Someone completely obscessed with Eminem's hit single "Fack"

"You just made that word up, you're probably a closet facktard."

by freakball February 14, 2009