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Extreme Toeing

As a beta male (preferably a descendant of some from the Belgian Congo) swan dives from a 40 foot diving platform toe first directly into a 700+ pound woman. As the male lands he screams at the top of his lungs, “AYO NIGGA I NEVER LACKIN. EEESKEEETIT.” After screaming this cultural mating call he submerged into the whale-like women’s vanginal cave toe first.
Yo cuh last night I had to buy that fat hoe we met with some extreme toeing.
by Niggitynigga February 2, 2018
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extreme diagonal

n. the act of crossing the street using the most indirect trajectory possible, resulting in the extreme annoyance and inconvenience of any vehicles waiting for you.
*light turns green*
"the address is just after this intersection. we just have to wait for this pedestrian to cross."
*pedestrian inches across the street at a 45 degree angle to the curb, taking forever and holding up the whole intersection*
"ahhhh not the extreme diagonal!" *HONK*
by juiceboxx January 19, 2013
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Extreme Instinct

Extreme Instinct: Defined as the highest level of innate reaction to a situation. Causes a higher faster power where the mind takes control of a situation to overcome any obstacle. All have it , many don't use it and the select few can control it. The Extreme Instinct is sole reason for mans perseverance and climb to the top of the food chain. "Why Just Survive When You Can THRIVE"
When that lion was in full charge my Extreme Instinct was the only thing that kept me alive , I don't even know how I did it but in the end I was the victor.
by atlatl April 15, 2012
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Extreme masterbating

When you have jerked it so long that it wil pop a boner for the rest of your life.
My dad did a ''Extreme masterbating'' yesterday
by WKalas December 29, 2016
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Extreme Skipping

The greatest or highest; most. Far beyond what is considered normal. Drastic.

now add that to Skipping.
you get: EXTREME SKIPPING!!!

The word extreme turns the word "skipping" to be the most played outside activity.
You might even half to wear a helmet for this one!
by alexthakid December 29, 2008
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Extreme trouting

a person committing the act of a major fail
Tom slipped on the ice, broke his new shoes, ripped his pants and was late for work, thus committing Extreme trouting.
by kingofdeadspace December 6, 2011
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European Extreme

A game mode that takes years to beat
A. After 3 years I have beaten Metal Gear Solid on European Extreme
B.Good job now beat Metal Gear Solid 2
by AcethefaceofUD May 1, 2015
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