Christmas excuse

excuse parents use to be extra cheap and stingy

-I need a new hat and don't use the christmas excuse.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.

by john is my real name December 6, 2009

Bed excuse

An excuse, (usually a bad excuse) that people use when they cancel on something but actually just want to sleep together.

Ah my boyfriend is tired and wants to go home.
Ah thats just a Bed excuse!

I am so tired tonight... i cant come to the party...sorry
ah, yea your boyfriend said the same... thats a bed excuse girl!

by MakgeoliDaan September 26, 2011

Freaky Excited

a commonly grammatically incorrect use of a word in a sentence. This usually occurs in the Summer.

I am so freaky excited.

It should be freaking excited.

by walkingTHEearth January 21, 2012

loser excuse

when the loser find an excuse to blame the winner for winning

you: how did she win our Fantasy Football League and she was the only female in it.
me: because she cheated. her husband who was in the league adjusted her rosters and picked all her players for her on draft day.
winner: I picked my own team and adjusted my rosters every week. that's the ultimate Loser Excuse.

by moviestacks December 30, 2013

Bad excuses

Synonymous with the name Flóra. Should not be applied in case of rain.

"You are full of bad excuses!"
- "Yes, I know, I should change my name to Flóra"

by James Ficklesticks December 7, 2016

african excitement

The feeling you get when you are eleven years old and you recieve a lynx africa gift set.

He really got african excitement when he opened the present!

by Lololumps December 29, 2016

Really excited

Really excited - The laziest and least creative way to begin a sentence.

Really excited - The best possible indication that you are about to try and sell something to your readers, or you are trying to impress someone within your place of business.

"We're really excited to tell you about all the great things we will have for you this fall!"

"I'm really excited to be working for x company now"

by youowememoney September 10, 2019