A group of people who excell at trash talking religions, trolling yahoo answers, and using "science" to back up their theories that are taken from Discovery channel and that are changed every other day.
Some notable evolutionists were: Charles Darwin (who denounced his belief in it), Steven Hawking (he helps change it every other week with space-time theories), and a small percentage of public school teachers who actually believe the textbook is the truth.
Some notable evolutionists were: Charles Darwin (who denounced his belief in it), Steven Hawking (he helps change it every other week with space-time theories), and a small percentage of public school teachers who actually believe the textbook is the truth.
Creationist: I believe God made the world.
Evolutionist: IGNORANT!!!! IT'S OBVIOUS YOU ARE JUST IGNORANT TO THE FACTS!
Creationist: The facts are?
Evolutionist: RABBIT EMBRYOS AND HUMAN EMBRYOS LOOK ALIKE SO THERE!
Creationist: So, because things look alike, that means they are related to each other and one evolved from another?
Evolutionist: Hold up, just got word the theories been changed, the monkeys turned into fish first, so that means the rabbits are.....
Creationist: Yup. Total proof.
Evolutionist: IGNORANT!!!! IT'S OBVIOUS YOU ARE JUST IGNORANT TO THE FACTS!
Creationist: The facts are?
Evolutionist: RABBIT EMBRYOS AND HUMAN EMBRYOS LOOK ALIKE SO THERE!
Creationist: So, because things look alike, that means they are related to each other and one evolved from another?
Evolutionist: Hold up, just got word the theories been changed, the monkeys turned into fish first, so that means the rabbits are.....
Creationist: Yup. Total proof.
by adud3withabrain October 22, 2011
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For them macro evolution is their religion.
For them macro evolution is their religion.
James, as an evoligionist, could not understand why people saw design in the properties of a bacterium.
by benrush123 April 3, 2010
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Adverb: 1. Pertaining to evolutionary functions as they apply to stupid behaviour. The death of an individual in the pursuit of a particularly stupid stunt or activity, thereby eradicating their stupid genes from the human gene pool (especially if the individual has not yet bred) - cf survival of the fittest; genetic adaptation.
It is in the interests of the survival of humans as a whole that such people die in the pursuit of these actions, as otherwise they may reproduce and therefore pass on these stupid genes to their offspring.
2. Adaptation; changes occurring across an entire species as it adapts to its environment.
It is in the interests of the survival of humans as a whole that such people die in the pursuit of these actions, as otherwise they may reproduce and therefore pass on these stupid genes to their offspring.
2. Adaptation; changes occurring across an entire species as it adapts to its environment.
'Hopefully the dumb Australian explorers Burke and Wills did not breed prior to dying evolutionarily. It would not be in the Darwinian interests of the species for such idiots to have children.'
'It was only a matter of time before Steve Irwin died evolutionarily. Unfortunately he left sprogs behind - hopefully they will not be as dumb as he was.'
'Evolutionarily speaking wisdom teeth, beards and male nipples should have disappeared by now since they are completely useless these days.'
'It was only a matter of time before Steve Irwin died evolutionarily. Unfortunately he left sprogs behind - hopefully they will not be as dumb as he was.'
'Evolutionarily speaking wisdom teeth, beards and male nipples should have disappeared by now since they are completely useless these days.'
by LouLou333 April 7, 2010
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Definition: A quintet hailing from McHenry, IL, with a list of musical influences so long, that attempts to classify the band’s genre often result in injury.
Origin: Childhood friends and the founding members, Annie and Jeff, birthed Evoli when they put their musical talents together eventually producing their EP, Fight or Flight and first album, Wake up. Over the years the duo had gone through many member line-up changes until they stumbled upon this formula with Brian, Kauri, and Jeremy that seemed to fit oh-so nicely. Following the release of Evoli’s Big, Black & Beautiful Record, Annie went on to pursue her other passions and Evoli adopted local songstress Dakotah Rose to complete the beautiful transformation into the suburban super-group that it is today.
Definition: A quintet hailing from McHenry, IL, with a list of musical influences so long, that attempts to classify the band’s genre often result in injury.
Origin: Childhood friends and the founding members, Annie and Jeff, birthed Evoli when they put their musical talents together eventually producing their EP, Fight or Flight and first album, Wake up. Over the years the duo had gone through many member line-up changes until they stumbled upon this formula with Brian, Kauri, and Jeremy that seemed to fit oh-so nicely. Following the release of Evoli’s Big, Black & Beautiful Record, Annie went on to pursue her other passions and Evoli adopted local songstress Dakotah Rose to complete the beautiful transformation into the suburban super-group that it is today.
by youshouldahadaV8 November 26, 2011
Get the Evoli mug.An individual who is an adherent of the evolutionism movement/philosophy. A word often used in contrast with creationist.
"That person is an evolutionist!"
by Xenosaurian January 19, 2018
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is a reactionary theory to Charles Darwin's theory of evolution which maintains that, in contrast to Darwin's argument that, it is the physical form of species that which undergoes transition. evolition however, holds that it is the organic energy-substance of a species that which undergoes transition and is as such subject to change as the conditions of its environment necessitates as such, and not the species actual physical or material form.
is a reactionary theory to Charles Darwin's theory of evolution which maintains that, in contrast to Darwin's argument that, it is the physical form of species that which undergoes transition. evolition however, holds that it is the organic energy-substance of a species that which undergoes transition and is as such subject to change as the conditions of its environment necessitates as such, and not the species actual physical or material form.
The Chimpanzees adaptation of using tools so to survive in its environment such as cracking nuts with stones, fishing for termites with sticks and using moss to make sponges etc. These are attributed to the evolition process.
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