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eventity

noun
1. A small event

plural - eventities
Due to the chain of eventities that happened last Friday, I have come to the conclusion that partying is not for me.
by dylan May 13, 2005
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canon event

It's a canon event, like how Johnny ate that bagel. It had to happen. Or else the space time continuum will be disturbed.
"Jake why'd you eat the whole box of cereal? that thing was completely full!"
"Nah bro it was a canon event."
by epic smartie pants July 19, 2023
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play event

Gym

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Science

Eco system biology 🧪

The bumble bee pollen

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Gym

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Science

Eco system biology 🧪
The bumble bee pollen

Roof

Sweeet
Kind

Put In the play event
by Abcvd January 6, 2024
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Netflix main event syndrome

When the main event fighters in a LIVE event on Netflix are toned down and boring. The fighters each make so much money either way win or lose so they just simply do not care enough to go 100% for their fight. It’s underwhelming. Boring. Not what it could be.
Q: “Damnnn, why didn’t Paul just kill Tyson then?
A: “Netflix main event syndrome got him. It hits hard when you make millions win or lose. He just doesn’t care enough. He’s already cashing out so good from it.”

“Come on! Hit each other! Do something!”
“You really expected a good figut? Netflix main event syndrome takes away all the excitement!”
by vinnay420 July 12, 2025
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climatic event

When your body shatters into a million electrifying pieces from an orgasm.
After that climatic event, I will definitely see him again.
by NRead July 2, 2016
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The Unfortunate Event

When your significant other, unbeknownst to you, reveals to his/her friends that you have never made them orgasm.
Person 1:"Dude, did you know that Henry's girlfriend Yasmin did The Unfortunate Event?"

Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."

Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."
by xxxx1xxxxxxx March 2, 2021
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