Eternal Warlord

a.k.a 900.
Lifeless idiot.

You are such an EW.

by Some other dude April 11, 2004

eternal sleep

Eternal sleep is a term which means death

"Nigga tried to rock up on me; layed him down-eternal sleep, dude..."

by Infamous Y.P December 22, 2015

eternal

'Take the eternal dark heart, that fragile glass heart, and place it back from whence it came, so that it may know eternal rest...'
~Mooky

Also Invicta of the Catwings

Invicta of the Catwings

by Loki January 16, 2004

Eternal Virginism

Eternal virginism is a title given to someone who has no personality, holds anti-LGBT values, and masterbates to Flo in progressive commercials.

You see that guy who has confederate flags on his car? He has Eternal Virginism in his blood.

by Birb with Wisdom June 11, 2020

external ejactulation

when you ejactulate into a womans face

after sex you ejactulate into your womans face when she sleeps, this is the act of external ejactulation

by veedee June 30, 2006

External Penile Fixation

A condition where one is so fucking obsessed with making comments and/or jokes relating to size of their friends penis (which they've never actually seen) until all they can think of is creating new jokes and staying up late at night on Urban Dictionary to create new jokes relating to that friends penis. Currently a cure has not been found, but rumor has it a good dose of maturity might be the trick

Kyle: Dude, why does Aki always talk about DJ's dick all the time?

Brandon: Hmm, I don't know. Probably external penile fixation...or he's gay. either way it's fucking weird.

by Disc Jockey October 14, 2009

Eternal Dreamer

Eternal sleeping and having never ending dreams or a person who always thinks of the impossible and dares to to try to accomplish

Another meaning is a person who dreams all the time even when he/she is awake

She is an Eternal Dreamer always looking into the sky for more and never looking back

by Lumara March 27, 2015