Eugen

A gay boy who only pretends to like girls, so that he can please his boy pastor. He loooves his boy pastor. His favourite slogan is “boy do i like being gay”

Eugen only goes to church because he likes watching men towering over large wood (pulpits)

by Eugensucks December 19, 2024

Eugene

This is a very down to earth person who really loves keeping to himself, not leaving out the fact that he’s incredibly handsome and smart, when girls like him he never gets the hint.

Damn, why wouldn’t Eugene notice me

by George Shawn November 23, 2021

Eugene

Eugene is a fart knocker from Phillipsburg, who was born from a turd with corn in it, floating down the Delaware River. He is sexy, smart, an amazing DJ and wears overalls to church. You piss him off, he will shit in your mouth and smack yo ass with a vacuum. He doesn’t put up with shit, especially yours, you old fucking kook. He’s loud, unmannered and fucking hotter than your mom. Hold the beef, he’s vegan.

You’re such a Eugene.

by Bitcheugene November 23, 2021

Eugene

A cute hot guy that you knew was your soulmate as it was love at first sight. He has a Korean background and many many friends, he is very athletic while also smart and loves reading books. He shares similar interests as you but has too many (girl)friends and you are afraid of rejection.

PLEASE EUGENE!! FALL IN LOVE WITH MEE

"You have a crush on Eugene?"

Me "For sure"

by fall in love wth me December 30, 2021

Eugene

A weird guy who looks like an egg and never goes outside.
“Kid, you crossed the line.”-Eugene

Eugene is a special type of human or shall I call an egg

by GdXyhd July 13, 2024

Top Tier Eugene

Same as Top Tier Travis, but with a dorky name that was hidden in legal documents from his friends until they discovered it in the background of one of his braggadocios texts.

He denies it’s his real name despite all
Open source resources saying otherwise.

Yo- did you see Top Tier Eugene came up with another thing he is the best at? He literally sent a picture of the other guy’s idea and tried to say it was his! What a dork!

by No Tango and no Cash September 24, 2023

Eugene

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is so beautiful that you will temporarily go blind and then go into a coma for 3 business days. She has the coolest jewelry and super gorgeous eyes. AND THE MOST PERFECT BANGS EVER LIKE WHAT?!! She will always be there for you and will find your address and hunt you down if she needs to- don’t get on her bad side.

Child: I think there’s a monster in my closet!
Parents: don’t worry, it’s just Eugene

by MintIceCream?!!!! November 7, 2023