Essex Girl

The type of girl that goes on yubo to look for something ✨meaningful✨ only to get their heartbroken and look like an idiot in the process.

Bro 1- “Ay bro are you still chatting to that Essex Girl”
Bro 2- “G. She wants to link man and watch a film at odeon but I just want a beat styll”

by Buxton water bottle March 24, 2021

Essential Butty

Used to describe someone who makes poor decisions, or is just overall to be considered as a bit of a dumb cunt, however does not realise this themselves.

Derived from the essential classes at school that help ‘special children’ and the term ‘butty’.

Similar use to the word ‘retard’.

Robbo: James thinks he’s getting in with Grace
Ron: What an Essential Butty
Robbo: Such an Essential Butty, kid also got a D- on his test
Ron: Such an Essential Butty

by SindromNobba June 15, 2021

Essex girl

"I fink that an essecks girwl should bey smart, sassy, fun and strivin hard in liyfe"

Girl 1: 'ave you seen the state of 'er?!
Girl 2: She's prolly an essex girl.

by I'm british yeah fam June 15, 2021

ëśšäspechæ

Zombie for "It's expensive".

Zombie: Oh my.. oh my, bruh zombies be like "ëśšäspechæ".

by R3ady Br3ak June 20, 2021

essencethebeloved

the prettiest person to exist <3

essencethebeloved is the hottest <3

by quackslogic July 22, 2021

Essex Retard

Macauley Wiiseman

'that kid is a right Macauley Wiiseman' (essex retard)

by anonymous July 12, 2022

estespidiest

Foolish, stupid

Ah, I knew you woudn't get it. Estespidiest.

by hey_yush December 23, 2022