esoterophobia

hate towards esoteric people

-These esoteric people are getting on my nerves.
-That's esoterophobia!

by cvok666 July 17, 2023

Esoterrorist

Somebody who is so esoteric their strangeness is threatening.

'Sakuliza is such an esoterrorist.'

by Leeonthatzaza August 25, 2023

Erotophonophilia

Erotophonophilia is a paraphilia (unusual sexual interest or attraction) that centres on the act (real or imagined) of murdering your partner during the act of intercourse. It is one of the more severe forms of sexual sadism. Erotophonophiliacs tend to fantasize about beating, stabbing, strangling and mutilating their partner(s); they also engage in idealized narcissistic fantasies of domination and utter control over their partner(s). Murders committed by erotophonophiliacs are often marked by genital mutilation or dismemberment, and disembowelment. Erotophonophiliacs are more likely to be primary psychopaths than non-erotophonophiliacs, they are more likely to engage in cruelty to animals, and also more likely to become serial killers. They are more likely than other murderers to engage in cannibalism and torture and significantly more likely to commit 'trophy keeping' where they secretively collect either a personal effect of the victim or a part of the victims body, typically using the trophies in acts of worship or as artistic display pieces.

"The erotophonophiliac picked up the gardening shears from the table by the back patio door and quickly made his way back to the bedroom, tucking the shears in his pocket as he made his way. The girl he had brought back from the bar the previous night laid across the bottom of his bed, still and lifeless. As he made his way across the room, he stopped and stooped for a moment at a pool of blood, taking some up onto his fingers and painting the blood on his face. As he approached the body on his bed, he retrieved the shears from his pocket. He gently reached down and grabbed at the girls hand, intertwining his fingers with hers like a lovely couple would. He realized he had quickly developed a large erection, and as he selected one of her fingers and slipped the shears around it he could barely breathe, and as he squeezed the shears he came with such a ferocity he was afraid the neighbours would hear and investigate."

by Mike0xlong420 July 26, 2024

Estonian

The worst mental illness there is

Thomas: hey, what is that mental illness you told me you have?
Kadri: I am Estonian
Thomas: Holy shit get the FUCK away from me!

by Sakivsiil October 20, 2023

Estonia Gaming

A person who is in the gaming union and is of high ungayness

Dude I'm so estonia gaming

by SelimAK_ October 27, 2023

Esoteric boomerism

The set of behaviours and beliefs that boomers gravitate towards when they lose touch with the non-boomer world.
Includes things such as:
- All caps facebook posts and comments that should be private messages
- Hating one's children or considering them to be entitled despite having to compete in a 10x harsher field
- Loving all ideas when said by a talking head on TV, but hating the same ideas when formulated differently (TV says we must fight Iran, but we cannot increase taxes or cut medicare for it)
- Drawings of skeletons riding motorcycles, for some reason
- The Myspace aesthetic, without even knowing what it is

Esoteric boomerism often takes the form of well-meaning advice that turns out to be so retarded it elicits the opposite reaction from its audience

Did you hear that Mike's grandparents charge them for Thanksgiving dinner while expecting them to fly to their mansion in California?
Oh dude, I thought my parents kicking me out of the house at 18 was peak boomerism, but this is esoteric boomerism

by Miss_chievous December 22, 2023

Esoteric

Yeah-yeah, I fucking know- Wait, (let me google the word esoteric quick.... Oh... That not what I thought it meant... Yeah, this whole thing is that actually but I mean, you see this fucking "voice of God" shit they're doing, right? Like, what the fuck is that all about?

Hym "Yeah, it is pretty esoteric isn't it? Muh brains are huge dawg. And my energy is the maximum amount that a person can have."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024