Empty pillow case

A description to use when explaining the incomprehensible size of a womans sex organ.

Rod: So go on what was she like.
Tim: Rod, that old bitches snatch was the size of an empty pillow case.

by MickLinge April 2, 2006

smile empty soul

They're a really good band with valid points.

Their concert ROCKED!

by PretentiousLies August 29, 2003

smile empty soul

A great trio band who's not afraid to talk about shit other people won't. sean Danielson's voice sounds a lot like Kurt Cobain's from Nirvana. Both band fuckin' rock!

Person 1: Dude, I'm going to see SES in concert soon!
Person 2: Dude, you're so lucky! I love them.

by dana October 26, 2003

smile empty soul

The best fucking band in the universe with an awesome lead singer and lyrics that really mean something.

Smile Empty Soul is the best. Est.

by Fyrefly August 30, 2003

smile empty soul

noun:a group of musicians who write their own music and are often refered to as the best damn band on the planet.
kick ass group of people
greatest album since "nirvana unplugged"
sound simalar to nirvana

person 1:"smile empty soul kicks so much ass"
person 2:"who?"
person 1:"im going to kick your ass for being so fucking gay"

by sarah July 30, 2004

empty pastry bag

1. a cloth or paper cone-shaped bag with one or more nozzles, through which pastry, icing, or a similar food may be squeezed, esp. for decorating

2. metaphor used to describe the smushy, sagging breasts of an old woman

I went to the French Riviera to check out the topless hotties, but all I saw were old ladies with empty pastry bags.

by jwonder May 12, 2011

Empty Bladder Paradox

When your bladder is empty until you are in a situation where you cannot use the restroom at which point your bladder is so full you have to urinate worse than you ever have. Also applies to getting comfortable in bed.

Didn't have to pee until I got a mile down the road and the empty bladder paradox hit me and I felt like I was gonna pee my pants.

Got hit with the empty bladder paradox as soon as I got comfortable in bed.

by Insanity_dark August 26, 2013