Goose Egged

An advanced sex act where the male ejaculates into the air, and proceeds to catch the jizz in his asshole. After this he takes a semen infused shit on his female partner's chest. The shit then rolls down the woman's abdomen and into her vagina where she then becomes impregnated by the sperm from within the shit.

"Oh my god Nancy, you're pregnant?!"
"Yeah, Brian Goose Egged me on our anniversary!"

by crazyjizz October 12, 2014

Egert

Estonian dude with very small dick, who lives in Estonia. He wants to be asian.

Look at that Egert over there!

by EkuS January 13, 2019

eggrolls

Its a undercover word for negroes..... Used in front of black people without them noticing!

I'm tired of running into these worthless eggrolls.

by ineedabettersn2 August 18, 2010

egge

he doesn't have a cock

man:you don't have a cock egge

by pooing2 January 12, 2013

engert

the dried poop stuck to the inside of your butt cheek

someone peeled of a engert and put it on the toilet seat

by john12233344445555566666677779 October 16, 2008

douwe egbert

a dino's bestfriend.

douwe egbert

by ESSSSSSSTHER August 16, 2010

eggroll

Slang for a Chinaman.

Dude, Lee Wong is such an eggroll.

by lui kang December 28, 2005