Earth

A sphere flying through space that is plagued with idiots who fight over whose peice of land is better.

Mars: Ah so your earth huh?
Earth: Yeah
Mars: So you have those creatures that constantly fight over who is better?
Earth: Eh... um, yeah
Mars: Ha ha ha! What a douche bag!

by Scardabums July 4, 2003

flat earth society

A Society claiming that the Earth was once flat, and some evil people (somehow) turned the earth spherical. In my opinion a bunch of crackpots who make money by telling bogus stories (such as... the world is flat) and claim to have a large following.

So-called scientist: Contrary to belief, the World was once flat

Scientist: LOL

by mark October 10, 2004

nightfall in middle earth

Best power metal album ever. Classic. By Blind Guardian. The theme of the whole thing is The Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkien.

Truly amazing.

Dude, have you heard Nightfall in Middle Earth? I love it!

by LoneIgadzra March 21, 2004

iced earth

The kind of shiz you hand bang to!

OMFG! ICED EARTH! *head bangs*

by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003

Scum of the Earth

Me

I am the scum of the Earth.

by ExpressoDepresso May 7, 2019

earth biscuit

A tree-hugging female hippie who doesn't shave and always looks like she's maybe been rolling around in the dirt.

Wow, that Alanis. What an earth biscuit.

by fratberry June 27, 2007

earth momma

groovy crunchy-granola mom-type who cherishes and takes care of anything and everything around her without question

That earth momma down the street raises her own vegetables and her own children.

by suunflowerss July 15, 2005