email

Shia temporary marriage, referred to as mu'tah. Email is used between teens to talk about mu'tah without others knowing, often for the sake of short term relationships

Bruv when are you gonna do email?

Ali this girl's cute you should do email with her

by 7sen June 3, 2024

Play the email

An expression used when you are hyping yourself up to do something mundane that you have to do.

For example, waking up to go to work or going to the embassy to pick up documents gives email energy. But you decide to slay your way through it anyway. You are PLAYING the email.

A: How are you today?
B: Ughhhh, I have to hand in a 5000 word assignment and it's giving ceebs
A: Omg not slay
B: Lol I be playing the email
A: Yesss play the email

by Skibidipoopie January 21, 2025

email reconnaissance

n. an efficient survey of three or more days worth of past emails in one sitting. This strategy is used to catch up on the important business that those emails may require. May be employed either by the busy or the lazy.

"I need to take a half-hour to do some email reconnaissance."

"What are you talking about?"

"Well, I've not been paying much attention to my email for a while, so I just need to get the lay of the land and find out if there are any land mines waiting for me in the form of uncompleted tasks or neglected personal friends. After that we can go to the game."

"Weird. Why didn't you just say that you were catching up on your email?"

by somedude8000 August 28, 2013

email nirvana

a state where you no longer feel guilty about not responding to emails

I've attained email nirvana. I haven't looked at my email in ages.

by raknahs December 27, 2021

email chain

A large exchange of emails with a group of more than 2 people

Our class has an email chain which we use to exchange notes

by anonymous November 9, 2023

email riptide

The effect large amounts of daily junk emails have over time as they drown out important emails, morph to defy spam filters, and ultimately lead to isolation of the recipient because they can't seem to communicate.

Email riptide was a major cause of their breakup but she just thought he ignored her emails because he didn't care about her.

by whatsthatagain May 30, 2023

Freaking Emails

When you go and eat a sandwich and realize that it isn't a sandwich but actually is a taco.

Man I really did a Freaking Emails

by Jame bonde November 17, 2020