Dunce Cap

a small, cone-shaped turd, most commonly encountered stuck to the "head" of one's penis during withdrawal from an unclean anus.

"As I pulled my cock from her chocolate starfish in anticipation of shooting my load onto her bare butt-cheeks, I noticed a smelly DUNCE CAP adorning my head. Too late to stop, my load propelled the DUNCE CAP like a stinky poo rocket ship square into the back of her head, knocking her unconscious."

by Old Carndog December 16, 2013

Duce

(V): To take a dump.

(N): a piece of shit.

Tod: damn dude i need to go take a duce!

Tod: Be right back...
Edgar: Ok, dont take to long!

by weed brownies October 24, 2011

dub duce

Noun; Refering to twenty-two inch rims on an automobile.

Take a gander over there at those dub duces, those are huge!

by nigga May 20, 2003

Tre` Duece

1. A 32 oz. alcoholic beverage.

2. Tre`= 3 and Duece= 2. Referring to a common nickname for area code 352. In Central Florida

Rolling Deep in the Lac sippin on a Tre` Duece- Eazy E

by Superman on dat hoe July 29, 2007

duece juice

The juice that accompanies poop and sometimes a wet fart.

Alicia: Stop fartin' all the time, you've got duece juice all over your dirty undies!

by Josh Allard August 2, 2006

ducets

jargon for money or dollars(Pronounced duck-its)

Can you loan me ten ducets?

by To2 June 7, 2005

drop a duce

take a shit

P1)You've been in the bathroom forever!
P2)Yeah i know.. i had to drop a duce.

by Dawn September 12, 2002