Drunker than thou

Excessive pride in one's drunkenness. The need to prove that one is in a superior state of inebriation than others.

Person 1: "AH im like blackout drunk right now!"
Person 2: "We're all having a good time, no need to act drunker than thou."

by princeofpersiaaaaaa November 5, 2011

Drunkercise

Exercise while drunk.

I decided to get some drunkercise and ran home from the party.

by S7 February 28, 2009

Touche my dinker

Elaborate way to tell someone to touch your dick, and to tell them off.

Boy: touche my dinker
Girl: Lmfao i Would ;D?

by Iseeyourerection3 August 1, 2009

drinkorexia

The act of not eating food (especially carbohydrates and starch) 3 hours minimum before drinking alcoholic beverages.

No, I can't go to dinner! I have drinkorexia!

by visean March 30, 2009

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle

A step beyond Cooter Brown.

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!

by Neigbs August 20, 2008

Drinner

Drinking alcoholic drinks as a substitute for actual food for dinner.

When we go out for happy hour after work, we frequently do drinner.

While drinking at the bar. "I'm too lazy to get food. Damn, just gonna do drinner."

by BJDrinner October 21, 2011

drinkpression

The distinctive kind of senseless depression one experiences after heavy alcohol consumption which typically consists in listlessness, malaise, lack of motivation, and vague feelings of guilt and remorse, even when one *didn't* seize the opportunity to go balls deep in one's best friend's barely legal girlfriend.

Jack: Want to go see that new crappy M. Knight Shyamalan movie?

John: No, I had fifteen Jager shots last night and now I'm suffering from a mild case of drinpression. I think I'll just waste the entire day watching porn and googling myself. I feel like such a twat after last night.

Jack: Why do you feel like an asshole? You didn't even cheat on your girlfriend last night! All's well that ends well, right?

John: Yeah, I guess. Whatever. But I'm still not leaving the house. There's no point in anything anyway. I'm too drinkpressed to even masturbate -- I'm such a waste of life. Fuck, I can't wait til this drinkpression goes away.

by nb c lo June 16, 2008