cool, amazing, knarly, bomb, etc. combined into one phrase. Historically referred to as a baker's dozen, since anything that comes in 12 slaps.
"hey did you see the new Star Wars movie?"
"Yo bro that shit was dozen af! let's see it together some time"
"Have you tried the new boba place in sanfran? I heard their milk teas are dozen!"
"Yo bro that shit was dozen af! let's see it together some time"
"Have you tried the new boba place in sanfran? I heard their milk teas are dozen!"
by mulanxoxo August 25, 2020
Get the dozenmug. A humorous way of saying you are exhausted; the word you'd be referring to would be, "Sleeeeeepeeeeee......". If you're more or less tired than that, simply adjust the number of vowels accordingly, such as "three consonants and eight vowels" for being "normally" weary, or "three consonants and TWENTY vowels" for being limply-plastered-on-da-bed zonked.
Weary girl, texting a pleasant-natured willing-to-help-anyone-out dude who's frequently assisted her in the past: Any chance you could come over and help me move this big heavy couch so that I can vacuum the floor underneath it?
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??
by QuacksO August 16, 2018
Get the Three consonants and a dozen vowelsmug. So there I was, slamin’ Tina from behind and she freaking Blowbagged me. So I turned her over and gave her my Baker’s Dozen. Fair’s fair.
by Mojomanocho June 30, 2021
Get the Baker’s Dozenmug. by iminhellplshelpahhh September 7, 2024
Get the Baker's Dozenmug. by Joe Hardwick June 7, 2018
Get the Carpenter’s dozenmug. by Plat 9 February 13, 2003
Get the Crime-A-Dozenmug. when you pick up your prescription medication (usually controlled substances) and you realize there are pills missing ://
“I counted my painkillers when i picked them up after surgery to make sure I didn’t get a pharmacy dozen.”
by capitalist bourgeoisie August 4, 2024
Get the pharmacy dozenmug.