Douche

Thing to squirt in a chicks twat so she don't stink like dead fish anymore
--or--
What you call people who are really stupid and should be shot

You're a douche mate.

by Brendan November 25, 2003

doucheing

Someone who is being a asshole and is shown that they are a total dumbshit

Oh no, Bill is doucheing again

by Lov3s2Spuge February 4, 2009

douch

an ignorant selfish person

look at that douch who pulled out in front of me and almost cut me off

by dano January 22, 2003

Douche

A person of lesser intelligence who acts like an ass.

That kid over there that looks like he's ten years old and acts like an ass is such a douche.

by ProcrastoMan April 30, 2003

Douche

the collective term for a group of emo or scene kids

look at that douche. what a bunch of douchebags

by DEAN THE MAGNIFICENT February 11, 2009

Douche

The person who is reading this...

You are a douche

by L.A.S.E.R.F.A.C.E. August 15, 2017

Douche

A word used mainly to describe a person (usually male) who isn't actually funny, nice, skillful, or smooth, and only gets talked to because he/she is somewhat attractive.

Person 1: Hey, I talked to Brian yesterday.
Person 2: Finally. What did he have to say?
Person 1: Well, he was actually pretty boring, awkward, and rude. I never would have guessed, seeing as how hot he is.
Person 2: Yeah, he sounds like a total douche.

by SickestPersonEver November 7, 2009