douche 

a douche is a person who thinks they are the bomb when in fact they are not.

For example Woodles is a douche.

douche by Mickey Blue Eyes 69 February 26, 2011

douche 

a person who critisizes other and starts problems with other that they don't actually know. These people usually just judge others based on what they're wearing or the way they look. They think others are douchebags, and don't realize that they are themselves.

Douche: "That black guy is wearing Armani, he is such a douchebag, i bet he stole it and thinks he's cool"
Normal guy: "He's my neighbor. He is actually really nice, works at the grocery for a part-time job while going to university and likes to dress nicely."

douche by inrialiti March 6, 2011

douche 

a fanny (vagina) washer

an idiot

i need a douche!

your a douche!

douche by urban dictionary user like you October 2, 2011

douche 

its french for shower

its also a dickhead

Je me Douche
WTF!
it means i had a shower
O...i thought you said im a douche

douche by applepinerd November 16, 2011

douche 

loser who claims fame but has never had it, claims tours of America that were in fact holidays paid for by wife and family, and tries to tell folks about said holidays at a child's funeral.

"Trying to tell me about your holiday at this kid's funeral? Man, are YOU a douche!"

douche by Hamadryad July 29, 2012

douche 

an asshole who is sassy, condescending, and extremely good looking

"That guy, Eric Shuffle, is such a douche"

douche by ruffshuff November 12, 2012

douche 

A group of more than one hipsters.

Person one, pointing to a group of hipsters: "Look at that douche."

Person two: "Which one?"

Person one: "All of them."

douche by Some Guy Named Pete February 17, 2012