I donkey kong

Another way of saying I don't know or idk, but much more fun. Can pretty much be said at any time without being inappropriate.

Can also be abbreviated as "idk".

Example one:

Person 1: Hey, are you still going to the movies with Rob?
Person 2: I donkey kong, he broke up with me last night.
Person 1: Ahahahahah... ;D

Example two:

Person 1: My brother just died... :'(
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Please say something to comfort me... :'(
Person 2: I donkey kong.
Person 1: Thanks, I feel a lot better now. :) *hug*

by guitarlegends915 and windwaker915 July 19, 2006

donkey penis

A penis of a donkey

the donkey penis was really big

by steven September 13, 2003

Wonky donkey

When an erection or semi-erection is pointing to the left or right, and is visible through clothing.

I went round to see him the other day, but didn't realize he had company....he answered the door with a wonky donkey

by crude but true September 20, 2010

Donkey Bitch

A degrading name that you express when you have just kicked Donkey Kong's ass in super smash brothers.

TAKE THAT DONKEY BITCH!!!

by Danstartsfires January 18, 2009

donkey cakes

Donkey cakes is anotha way of describing a female with a nice,big fat ass!

Hot damn,that girls got some DONKEY CAKES in those Jeans!!!!!

by T-MAN THE REALIST September 27, 2010

Donkeyshover

A Poker Player who shoves all their chips in preflop,reguardless of the size of the blinds or the amount in the pot

God dam it, he shoved all in,What a dam Donkeyshover!!

by Calibobert November 2, 2010

Donkeytwatswatter

Someone or something that swats someone or something that is being a donkey, a twat, or a donkeytwat.

Hold my drink, I'm about to go into donkeytwatswatter mode on this donkeytwat.

by Slickj October 16, 2011