Dismorsful

Someone who is an absolute drunkin embarrassing disgrace to society.
A regretful disgrace.

Neil you are fucking Dismorsful

by Brudswa April 11, 2019

Dismely

A crazy girl who likes to make her own language and makes her friend Iliana head explode everyday

“Dismely ah go crazy ah are you actually seriously”

by cakepips May 9, 2019

daoism

The description of something with complete retard esque, that may or may not be missing some chromosomes.

“Leonard, you dumb ass, you probably have Daoism”

by Brote October 17, 2019

Dismetrical

Stupid, idiotic, dumb, and slightly retarded

Dude that was dumb you’re so dismetrical

by Livsult123 December 23, 2019

Dismarried

Unqualified = not qualified.

Unmarried = not married.

Disqualified = banned from an event or activity for breaking the rules of that event or activity.

Dismarried = banned from a marriage for breaking the rules of marriage.

-Hey man, are you married?
-No, I’m dismarried. Was caught over the legal limit, if you know what I mean.

by C.Shoren February 17, 2020

Dismentia

When you literally, literally shit your brains out

Niece: I'm really sorry to hear about your uncle's dad. You'd he die from?
Aunt: dismentia... It was a quick death. He didn't suffer.

by BobSmithDooDooBrain September 12, 2020

Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.

Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.

Lawyer- This motherfucker sent a DVD of her cutting off John Bobbitt's penis, and my daughter was the first one to watch it.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020