Docker Diver 

A docker diver is someone who cannot keep their hands out of the ashtray and is constantly searching for another docker-fresh hit.

"That dude with the afro is such a docker diver, i saw him smoke 3 dockers in a row the other day"

Docker Diver by mr_tong May 3, 2010

Floor Diver 

One who has a tendency to get drunk of a small amount of alcohol...mainly four lokos. Then once full blown unexplainably drunk--spills, falls, and does ridiculous activities with little or no use of their body. All eventually leading them to fall to the floor covered in alcohol, food, trash or whatever else is in there way. These floor divers also enjoy talking shit to whoever they can at the party or on the street.

Joe we knew you shouldn't have drank those four lokos. You've been an expert Floor Diver all night.

Floor Diver by shredder141 September 30, 2010

crotch diver 

Those who indulge themselves in others crotches..

Southern version of a lesbo..

dude this place is full of fudge packers and crotch divers..

crotch diver by babybrd December 9, 2010

rump diver 

A homosexual

That dude is totally a rump diver!

rump diver by Lllpf July 12, 2015

Eagle diver 

Someone who performed oral sex on a Colonel in an armed forces branch.

"Dude, I earned my Eagle Diver status last night. That chick was an Army Colonel."

Eagle diver by preparationh September 6, 2016

rectum diver 

A slang word for a proctologist

Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.

rectum diver by Waddy Yablemiefor September 5, 2016

moff diver

A large, Nordic albino from the Western New York area who openly expresses his love of cunnlingus

The Moff Diver resurfaced and asked for a napkin immediately.

moff diver by FasterThanChuck June 10, 2016