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Dillion

A lad that's name was spelt wrong cos his mother was dyslexic. He thinks he has an 8inch dick, but it's acc the size of a tampon. Dillions are stylish, cocky and funny people
Random person: me dick is 2 inches
Friend: ah you got a dillion dick
tampon dick dillion name 2inches
by Fabulous Squirrel February 15, 2018
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pornstar delusion

A mental state in which a man believes that if he buys a lot of stuff on a pornstar's website and tweets her relentlessly, she will fall in love and have sex with him. pornstar sex, sex, crazy, obsessed, romance, love, men, worship, fantasy
Your constantly online following that porn chick and buying stuff off her website. Bro, you're suffering from a pornstar delusion.
by joecoolthefool December 12, 2014
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Cultural Diffusion

How did U.S. government form?
Cultural diffusion.
Why is math the way it is now?
Cultural diffusion.
Why did colonies in South America rebel?
Cultural diffusion.
by lumpiarollzz December 23, 2011
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illusion

The inability of sense to detect whether time is mutually exclusively cyclical or linear.

The perception of time as linear with no discrete beginning in the past or end to its future.

Unbroken continuity from one moment to the next.
'Now' is an illusion. Now is an illusion because desire both individual and collective is a false momentum.
by sandraxine September 2, 2018
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Delusional Confidence Syndrome

A feeling of great determination one feels to work their hardest to achieve straight A's for the next quarter/semester that inevitably falls short due to procrastination and/or lack of willpower.
Student #1: My roommate went out and bought a bunch of binders and dividers and paper, rambling on about how organized and hard working he's going to be next quarter.

Student #2: Mine too. Looks like that Delusional Confidence Syndrome is going around..
by DanTheManMan August 30, 2010
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dillionare

One who is in debt over one million dollars
I'm a dillionare I owe over a million dollars!
by Awesome Fordy February 16, 2014
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christmas car sales delusion

buy someone a CAR for christmas?? HUH?? -did someone tell these dealers i'm shitting golden eggs?? -GOLLY GOSH DARN!! (respect for christians!!) -what kind of world are we living in??

-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)
most of the car dealers have the christmas car sales delusion!
by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
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