The homosexual hobbit. Short and ill-tempered, Dildo Faggins is a true asshole. A Dildo Faggins also has several homosexual tendencies, and can't handle his weed.
by Conquistador May 4, 2003
by ChodeBurgelor January 9, 2015
by bam! October 24, 2003
If your feeling horny and wanna get somewhere nice and quick then get yourself a dildo swegway. The dildo swegway is fit with a 18 inch dildo that acts like a joystick. It's just like the 'hoverboard' but you control its movements by leaning and grinding.
Bf: Hey babe I'm gonna have to skip the sex we planned
GF : All good i needed to get milk from the shop anyway, plus I'm horny so i get to use my new dildo swegway!
GF : All good i needed to get milk from the shop anyway, plus I'm horny so i get to use my new dildo swegway!
by Dildo Swegway July 18, 2018
A writing instrument used to draft, write, and/or sign a contract or promissory note that fucks you out of everything you own and/or owed, plus 9.9%
They must have handed me a dildo pen when I signed the contract because after I signed it I don't have shit.
by blindedbygreed May 25, 2011
the ancient coveted dildo made of solid gold rumored to be from Cabildo. Discovered in history by Moses, he lead the jews out with his magical dildo. It is believed it lights the way at night. Since then it has been in the possession of Caesar, Alexander the Great, NPH. Its whereabouts are now unknown but a young man named Clayton Acy is on a journey around the world to find it.
Acy "Golden Dildo"
by the golden dildologist February 26, 2010
by Datt Nigg September 12, 2010