David Ly

sucks at catching bricks and cries on tv..... Believes he is milsim God, windows catch better...

David Ly is a douche

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

david desrosiers

David Desrosiers is the bassist of Canadian band Simple Plan.

He also does backing vocals.

david desrosiers once sang through a whole show while band mate pierre bouvier was ill.

by immie September 5, 2005

David Beckham effect

Someone having a voice you totally don't expect

Person: Oh that guy, Tracy Chapman has awesome songs...

Me: Dude it's a woman

Person: Oh, I got struck by the David Beckham effect

by Migh August 9, 2009

David

The sweetest sexiest guy ever.He is amazing in bed and truely cares for the person he is in love with.Knows how to please a women.Has a good attitude but can get very mad at times if you say the wrong thing.Will put you before himself.The love of my life forever,usually dates girls with the name starting with an H.All around great guy with sometimes a troubled past.take your time with davids for they may be shy and unattached at first but will love you unconditionally.Huge cock makes sure your good before himself.I love him

me:"Babe that was amazing"
David:"as long as your good i'm happy"

by lovablegirl July 16, 2011

David Gemmel

One of the best writers of all time, he writes fiction and fantasy. He died in july of 2006

Dude im so stoked for David Gemmell's new book to come out

by Julia dace May 7, 2009

David Su

David is the type of guy with the smallest respect for anyone else possible. He carries a phone with a 40 megapixel camera but never uses it unless he wants to make others look bad. Even though he thinks he’s top shit because he takes Scholarship MAC, CHE, and PHY, he someone still manages to not get course endorsed or level endorsed at the easiest levels. During CTE you can usually see him wasting his time with a project that’ll never be completed and with the space to his right being taken up by a plastic container. During lunch, he can often be seen hanging out with some very smart people just so he can boost his IQ. He also doesn't participate in traditional "waterfall events" as he has "already done it multiple times before". He also doesn't like it when people are having fun. This is the type of guy who likes to CTRL+W to little boys who like to play boxhead. In his spare time he enjoys to play Fortnite and at the end of 2020 he’ll get the shit tasered out of him.

Boy 1: "Yo hold up. Is that David Su?"
Girl 1: "Yeah I think it is. Can you believe that he doesn't like doing waterfalls?"

by lukeydukey2294 August 11, 2019

David Spading

When you only need to wipe twice after pooping.

When times are tough you should try to David Spading in order to save toilet paper.

by Cyrus Peppercorn October 19, 2020