David is the type of guy with the smallest respect for anyone else possible. He carries a phone with a 40 megapixel camera but never uses it unless he wants to make others look bad. Even though he thinks he’s top shit because he takes Scholarship MAC, CHE, and PHY, he someone still manages to not get course endorsed or level endorsed at the easiest levels. During CTE you can usually see him wasting his time with a project that’ll never be completed and with the space to his right being taken up by a plastic container. During lunch, he can often be seen hanging out with some very smart people just so he can boost his IQ. He also doesn't participate in traditional "waterfall events" as he has "already done it multiple times before". He also doesn't like it when people are having fun. This is the type of guy who likes to CTRL+W to little boys who like to play boxhead. In his spare time he enjoys to play Fortnite and at the end of 2020 he’ll get the shit tasered out of him.
Boy 1: "Yo hold up. Is that David Su?"
Girl 1: "Yeah I think it is. Can you believe that he doesn't like doing waterfalls?"
Girl 1: "Yeah I think it is. Can you believe that he doesn't like doing waterfalls?"
by lukeydukey2294 August 12, 2019