Austrian Death Machine

Austrian Death Machine is exactly what you should hear from a heavy band.

- a continuously fast paced tempo you can always circle pit to

- the obvious build up to a breakdown you'll know how to mosh to

- classic sing alongs to pile up and sing along with

- a guitar solo in every song

And yes... never leave out the obvious key component, cliche vocals that sound really angry!

Bottom line, Austrian Death Machine is fast, pissed, brutal and every song has a guitar solo. You won't find fantasy lyrics or overly poetic personal jargon. There are only forcefully chanted, testosterone drive phrases that our sweet badass governor Arnold would approve of. The brutal songs include such classics as...

"It's Simple, If it Jiggles it's Fat" (Double Brutal)

"Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies?" (Double Brutal)

"Get to the Choppa" (Total Brutal)

"I Am a Cybernetic Organism Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton" (Total Brutal)"

"If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It" (Total Brutal)

"Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do?" (Double Brutal)

"Come on, Do it, Do it, Come on, Come on, Kill me, Do It Now" (Double Brutal)

"It's Not a Tumor" (Total Brutal)

Austrian Death Machine is a tribute to the great Arnold movies.

You know how I said that Austrian Death Machine's Total Brutal was the best thing ever to be created by mankind ever…I lied. Double Brutal is now truly the best thing ever created on this planet (That is until Keep It Brutal comes out)

by MurderFlakes February 2, 2010

Death Magnetic

The key to Metallica's salvation. In a strange turn of events Kirk Hammet discovered how to time travel back to the 80s where he rediscovers how to blow peoples minds with hardcore solos and badass licks that will blow peoples minds

Have you heard Death Magnetic yet?
BOOOOOOOOM
Head explodes

by Th3 M3T4AL October 30, 2008

Death Fan 5000

A game where several rat traps are placed on the blades of a ceiling fan, the more the better, and when each of the participants are ready, the fan is turned on High. The goal is to avoid getting hit by the traps.

Last night's game of Death Fan 5000 was awesome!

by Goony goon April 26, 2005

death snow

beautiful snow that looks like sparkly glitter on a ski slope, but as soon as you start to snowboard/ski down the mountain, wind picks up and the death snow attacks your face and feels like sand paper.
only known frozen thing to come straight from the fires of hell

guy 1: Awww, its so pretty
guy 2: Dude be careful. You brought you holy jacket, right?
guy 1: No, why?
guy 2: take a look, theres DEATH SNOW!
guy 1: o-shit...
(gets off chair lift)
guy 1: O GOD HELP ME!!! MY FACE!! IT FEELS LIKE SAND PAPER!!
guy 2: r-tard...

by Joey O'Connor January 30, 2008

Deathanol

A fuel made from corn used to displace gasoline usage and excessive oil importation from hostile countries. The corn used to produce Deathanol is not used for its traditional uses such as foreign food aide for underdeveloped countries. The end result is the trading of oil for human life.

My Hummer gets 10 miles per Ethiopian, and filling up with Deathanol is cheap!

by Rich_Lather April 16, 2008

death press

When a person is making love to a rather massive fat person who happens to be on top. The unfortunate Bastard on the bottom cant escape and gets mercilessly crushed to death.

*Paramedics arrive on scene* "Damn i didnt know jim would die via the death press..."

by GeraldM December 5, 2016

death du jour

Any type of death that is widely popular such as widespread death due to opiate overdose or mass tragedies or any dramatic violent death since the news will cover it because it brings in a wider audience which translates into higher advertising revenues.

Ah yes, it has been the absolute death du jour for sometime now!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 21, 2021