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welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
B R E A D B A N K by .Greg. October 10, 2020
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Death By Horse Cock

Made famous by Joe Rogan's website after allowing a home made video to be viewed on his website.

The video was that of a seattle man getting mounted by a horse while a friend video taped. The man was taken to the hospital for internal bleeding and died on site.
"How did that woman die? She looks awfully happy"
"It was DBHC. She died a fulfilled woman"
DBHC by BigMikey22 April 28, 2010
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Dont Be A Knob.
used when someone's being a knob or knob-like.
Jim: Hey, there's no tomatoes in my burger!
Sam: Ok mate don't cry.
Shmig: dbak Sam
dbak by dan the sexy beast June 30, 2011
(Verb) To increase something's volume until the audio is almost unrecognisable.
John downloaded Audacity just to dBstroy his collection of pirated music.
dBstroy by Louis of G. December 1, 2018
Death by Question.

A tactic used by the College Board to see how well you absorbed the teachings of a college-level (AP) History course taking in High School.
dude, how was that AP history DBQ?
dbq by MacFanatic05 January 15, 2005
It stands for "don't be a torch." If your friend is being lame you tell them this.
Danny: Can I borrow your Harry Potter Blu-ray?
Kevin: I charge $0.50 per disc.
Danny: DBAT

Brian: My car broke down, can you drive us to the IMAX movie instead?
Kevin: Only if you pay me gas money.
Brian: DBAT, you don't even pay for your gas, your parents do.
DBAT by Farquat February 6, 2012
a nigga that is beat as hell but is fucking fire
you listen to dbangz too ?
dbangz by lil krust May 10, 2018