Dane Cook

1.The hottest comedian alive who I want to make hot monkey love to.
2. The guy held prisoner in my closet. Tied up in ropes and handcuffed (oh thats kinky).
AND 3. Everything you wish you had in a man.

Daney Waney: "Mmm let me out of the closet!"
Me: "Never youre Dane Cook and I'm never letting you out of my sight!"

by Ms. Daney Waney December 20, 2008

(Verb) Daning

To ruin someone elses gain in place of your own which is then failed

(Verb) Daning: He daned my goal

by The Morgasm September 22, 2006

dane cook

Dane Cook is a comedian that got hit in the FACE!!!! watch his material and you will know what i am talking about

"the tire hunted Mary down... it jumped up, and hit her in the FACE!!!"

-Dane Cook

by eboyd32 June 04, 2007

Danes house

Literally the most relatable place there is.

Yo have you been to Danes House?

yeah it was so relatable

by spectrexyz September 07, 2023

That Was The SHIT Dane!

A phrase used when something is REALLY cool.

Origin: the only thing an intoxicated guy named Connor could possibly say, repeatedly, after his friend Dane beatboxed over the loudspeakers at his graduation party.

Its use does not require involvement of anyone actually named Dane.

James:Ronaldo just hit a free kick from 50 yards!!

David: THAT WAS THE SHIT DANE!!!!

by Revolution37 August 13, 2011

Dane and Dallin

Taking a shit and then wiping it.
Dane- the shit
Dallin- the wipe

Scott- I just took a dane and dallin in the Honey Bucket.

by Grant Johnson June 12, 2008

Dane Cook

An intense beast of a comedian who is my future hubbay. Needs to be shrined and bowed down to every day.
He puts the FUN in FUNNY.
Hes the Elvis to comedy and I dont care what people say he is amazing!
And shouldnt be referred to anything but Daney Waney <3

Boy: Ew that Dane Cook guy isnt even funny.
Girl: Dont chu mess with Daney Waney or I'll go all Zohan on yo ass!

by Ms. Cook December 20, 2008