dango

A dango is a person of the female sex who is attractive from a distance but unattractive up close.

A combination of the words "Dang" and "Oh" because from a distance, the response to the female is "DANG!" When she approaches, however, the new found appearance of the female makes the male say "OH!" in disgust.

I saw that girl over there, and she looked good! But when i got up close, I realized she was ugly. I swear, I am getting rather tired of all the dango's around here.!

by clockstoppa ;] December 1, 2009

dando

Dando = Dumbest Dumb mother fucker on IRC Ever. Dando = likes to jackoff to his mom's picture.

"Oh Yeah! My Mom's Picture is so hot! -sperms-"

by Shaun October 12, 2003

Memes Dankó

The Spanish translation of “Dank Memes”.

“¡Dame mas memes dankó!”

Translated: “Give me more dank memes!"

by El Rey de los Memes Dankó May 10, 2016

rando-Dando

When a strange man turns up to your front door and stabs you.

Shit, that guy over there just got rando-Dando'd!

by Malo_ October 26, 2017

Jambo dango curry wango

A boy from Scotland who goes to India to learn how to answer a phone, Then eats curry every day and doesn't stop talking about it

That jaymie that works at prudential is such a jambo dango curry wango he needs to stop eating curry

by Yermumzvag April 25, 2020

dando fizz

dartford slang for speed.derived from the man of eternal youth

wheres me dando

by les nolan December 28, 2003

Dano

Noun: an incredibly sensitive, vulnerable, and all around soft guy. I'm talking silk panties, makin' baby lambs look dangerous soft. If this man drops vagina bombs on the reg, cries while he fucks, and gets caught lookin' like a victim erry day hes PROBABLY a Dano. Straight BABY THIGHS soft son.

Dano: aye yo i'm tryna blaze son
DopeBoyFresh: word how much loot you got?
Dano: none (whatta scrub)

DopeBoyFresh: dam son forreal?
Dano: chyea smoke me up kid
DopeBoyfresh: damn son
Dano: comon man wtf I'm tryna chief an i aint got shit you really gonna do me like this? shits fucked up

DopeBoyFresh: chill bitch go getta dutch n maybe you can hit the blunt

Dano:...ayo its rainin tho...

by DopestBoyFresh September 23, 2011