DAN

He is a magnet to my iron heart. He had to of thrown a love dart at my heart. He thinks my rhymes are star worthy. He is smart, and listens when I feel like I am in the dark. No need for a spark, Dan is a flame that can never be tamed. I think I get it, he loves me just the same. Even though we all know I can be a pain. He is the most beautiful, giving, asshole (not in a bad way), interesting, mysterious, man with some horns and Halo I have ever met. Step away bitches he is mine, and if you don't listen I would be fine with punching you in the face. Even if you're prego Stephanie....hint hint. Just joking, but for fucking real.

You are no Dan, unless you empress, and rock a hat and t-shirt to the point I wear a only a skirt.

by Headondan69 September 9, 2019

Dan

A man who plays a video game for no longer then 5 minutes however he will play multiple video games for hours. This is part of the reason he is not very good at video games.

Man I wish I wasn’t such a Dan at video games

by Spike hammer September 15, 2019

dan

cool guy

dan is a cool guy

by knfdsnkfakjafdsjkhdfsjkh September 24, 2019

Dan

Sexy yung lad, truely is a bonerlicious man.
The ladies love him
But Dj port a fort hates him

#6-3

‘ that dan is so beautiful in that spongebob t-shirt’

by Fuckin gyammon October 16, 2019

dan

aye pimpin man named dan

cause dan have all the ladys looking at him

by dannny boy23 October 18, 2019

Dan

Dan a guy who is an amazing friend. You may not always be best friends but you’ll always be close, you may have a falling out or to but you’ll always be there for him and he’ll always be there for you.

Wow that’s Dan he’s a good friend.

by Missy Higgins 30 October 23, 2019

Dan

Dylan is the person to do something really stupid but make it funny. He is the best boyfriend. I don’t know what I’d do without him because he’s my world. He is sweet kind funny and reallyyyyyy fit and cute. Dylan also has no arms or legs

Hey is that Dan

by Daniella Roulstone October 25, 2019