stupid dam fucking idiot

stupid dam fucking idiot

;zsdhaowkdwastupid dam fucking idiot

by vkd;zkcz;ksc'pakcp March 25, 2019

Beaver dam smash and dash

When you dip out after fornication and take their kayak

Aiden did a beaver dam smash and dash on my cousin Paisley

by Beaver dam Department of Memes August 16, 2025

The Dirty Dam

The art of taking laxatives and ducked taping your anus and trying to hold back all of the shit. The winner of The Dirty Dam is the one who holds it back for the longest. The loser of this contest is denied access to a toilet for the next 24 hours.

Guy: Man me and Jamie did The Dirty Dam and his dam broke after like 5 minutes
Friend: What a pussy

by PaludanTheGreat August 18, 2018

Fiona Dam

the most amazing person ever, fiona is actually amazing. she’s one of the nicest people in the world.

“fiona dam? i love her!”

“fiona dam is so hot didnt she quit nic”

by swagger69420 May 26, 2021

Dam snackbar

An inside joke used mostly by Percy Jackson fans, replacing damn with dam. It can also be used as: dam table, dam snack… pretty much everything.

Zoë: we’re at the dam snackbar.
Thalia: I need a dam snack.

by Eheheheehhh November 14, 2023

Opening the Hoover Dam

A slang term for playing with a Tech Deck (with the intent of getting an observer's vagina moist.)

"Time to open the Hoover Dam." *starts tech-decking*
"Holy shit, they're Opening the Hoover Dam."

by tech-decker February 28, 2024

pizza dam

The solid block of constipation you get after eating a shit ton of pizza.

"Hey Babe you've been in the bathroom a long time..."
"I know, I've got a pizza dam going on right now"

by Pizzalover69;) May 3, 2018