donkey bombs 

Farts.

Look out I've been dropping some bad donkey bombs.

donkey bombs by Hexis August 21, 2008

donkey riding down a frown line

When you do the equivalent of titty-fucking a girls ass cheeks or dudes if thats your bag.

I got the idea from a series of Bahama vacation ads on the New York Metro winter of '07. One has this woman being fake quoted as saying "before my bahamvention, people could take donkey rides down my frown lines", which sounds pretty kinky to me. So I got to thinking, what exactly would that sexual act be? Ive tried it to make it official, so spread the word and happy donkey riding everyone.

Oh damn, that chicks got plump 'ol behind. Id love to do some donkey riding down a frown line of hers.

donkey riding down a frown line by james beard[o] January 29, 2007

Donkey Dad 

A father who always smells and walks around in his underpants. He never suggests an activity for the family to do. In other words, an awful father

Kid: Hey, Dad, wanna play some baseball?

Donkey Dad: No, I'd rather walk around aimlessly in my underwear.

Kid: DONKEY DAD!

Donkey Dad by Summertimefun August 3, 2009

donkey nubblies 

The shorter softer hairs of a mans beard that tickle the inner thighs of a female as she rides his face.

Person 1: (muffled voice) why are you laughing?
Person 2: your donkey nubblies are tickling me!!!

donkey nubblies by alegg March 6, 2014

Donkey slapper 

In the south, a squatted truck with straight piped exhaust that is ridiculously loud. Typically driven by a fuckboy with permed hair and a flatbill hat and Instagram name on the back window. They are often found driving through Walmart in the evening.

I saw a donkey slapper at Walmart and there was a douche canoe giving head to his homosexual fuckboy in the front seat.

Donkey slapper by MAGA 101 January 12, 2019

donkey drunk 

Someone who gets so drunk that they act incredibly ignorant and retarded. Sometimes but not always involving ignorant behavior such as driving hammered, drueling, jacked up hair, grabbing female body parts(for no reason), and pissing themselves.

"Man, Drews was donkey drunk last night."

"Mora is constantly donkey drunk."

"When Keegan drinks tequila he gets donkey drunk"

donkey drunk by Ryan McIver November 14, 2006

Donkey's Years 

Used to describe a very long passing of time.

I haven't seen Melvin in Donkey's Years! Not even sure I'd recognize him if he walked up to me.

Donkey's Years by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022