Critical republican theory

Critical republican theory is to take anything considered woke and assume people of color to blame and indoctrinate children when in reality the Republicans are just racist

Matt walsh had a critical republican theory that schools teaching about race is making him look bad so he got upset and cried over woke media

by ancientalienrockdweller December 4, 2021

Schrodinger's critic

Somebody who gives really bad opinions, then decides whether or not to change their opinion to be more agreeable based on the people's reaction around them.

Zack: "Astroworld is Travis Scott's worst album."

Connor: "What the hell? You have to be kidding bro.

Zac: "Okay, fine. It's his second best album."

Connor: "You're such a Schrodinger's critic."

by EnderThatGuy February 5, 2025

Critical Hit

Overwatch cheat. $10 a day. Insane.

Bro their Widowmaker is cheating! She's using Critical Hit!

by pandaow September 25, 2020

Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.

Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

Critical Booty Theory

An analytical framework first proposed by Sir Mix-a-lot postulating that all social institutions, laws, and mores are rooted in a reverence for booty.

Democrats and Republicans came together to recognize the importance of Critical Booty Theory as a framework for legislative decision making and adjudication in the legal system.

by Quan Master Quan July 12, 2021

Critical Knock-Out

When you get KO'd by an attack that you should've survived, had it not landed a critical hit.
CKO for short.

Game: Enemy attacks!
Player: No worries, I can survive this.
Game: Critical hit!
You've been defeated...
Player: Ugh! I hate Critical Knock-Outs!

by ChameleonDragon May 4, 2018

Critical

A male who has no brain cells as-well-as refers to stuff in such a manner that makes it comedic for others to enjoy of the shear ignorance. They also refer everything foreign to a slang term. And they are incredibly spastic.

Bro, Kyle is so fucking critical dude

by Volaroid_DooHickey July 28, 2021